Looking for a wedding band

And the award for the best Craigslist Ad of the Year goes to this guy. And I Quote:

If however, you and your unemployable band of pothead hobbyists are enticed by the prospect of a free open bar stocked with the finest of suburban banquest hall well-liquor and an opportunity to run a train on the most whorish collection of self-entitled bridesmaids this side of a Sex In The City marathon, please contact me.

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